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Fugitive Recovery - you can run... but you can't
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"The Kid"
"El Heffe" is the leader of our fugitive team. Don't let his young looks deceive you. He's Army through and through (Reserves). We found "El Heffe" sparring in a DFW area DoJang. For his young age, he showed remarkable skill and control. He's working his way through a degree in Forensic Science and loves the fellowship (and cash) that comes with being the leader of the A-Team fugitive squad. "He's a natural leader and the guys love his youthful, easy going style." Just don't try to out run him. His idea of a team workout is to run 3 miles, do 50 pushups, 50 crunches... and then start restraint and takedown training. The Investigators and Operators don't dare call him 'Kid'. However, the girls in the office routinely joke about him 'being truant from class' and 'don't stay out too late'. |
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Interests include forensics, dating, animals, eatting and working out .
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"Red (neck)"
"Red" is the smartest redneck you'll ever want to work on your truck. That's what he did in the Army. But when he talked with us about joining the team, we chose to use him in larger areas. Nothing gets by Red (especially running subjects). He's really nice until you get him mad. |
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Interests include farming, restoring old cars and riding his motorcycle.
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"Sunshine"
Sunshine is a anyone we need him to be. He's done everything from "Bar Tender" to "Youth Minister". He can get information about anything from anyone. People just naturally open up to him and that's great when you're looking for information about fugitives. He works 'smart'. Hailing originally from El Paso, "Sunshine" speaks just enough "spanglish" to keep our office light and laughing. He's got a BS in Computer Science and specializes in computer crimes and hacking. |
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Interests include action films, wresting, video games, computer programming and web design.
And for our favorite "Recovery Team" humor -
A bail enforcement agent stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to search your ranch for a bail jumper I believe is hiding on your property.”
The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there.” as he points out the location.
The fugitive recovery agent verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Supreme Court and Taylor v Taintor with me.”
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and shoves it into the rancher’s face.
“See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… On any land. and in any state where my fugitive may be hiding. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? “
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the bounty hunter running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull……
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the bail agent, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored to death before he reaches safety. The agent is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..
“ Your badge. Show him your BADGE!“
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